Collection Of Funny Quotes
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.